Merry Christmas

Sorry Teenie,

For making you go out into the snow.

Baby Faced Killer.

Pure unadulterated Silliness.

Drinking up the last rays of the day.

'Knight Rider & Prince of Darkness'

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'Teenie & Testicles'

We've been rather busy lately so here are some amusing images!

Took a trip to the zoo Sunday afternoon, This poor tortoise kept hitting his head on the lamp after every thrust.. A price to pay for a quick piggy-back.

Chris in my cool hat.

Barbie has given in and now admits my blue hat is, indeed, cool!

Luke asked if Beccie was wearing anything underneath her dressing gown.... He hasn't spoken a word since.

Georgie after I brought another load of scanning over...

" ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!?!?!?!"

Bex raising money on 'Wear it pink' day...

THE RATS GO LOTTERY CRAZY

Chris honorary Lab rat

The Lab rats are going Lottery crazy, Barbie came up with the idea that the Lab rats should do the lottery on Wednesday and Saturday, we will all pick a number each and split the cost 34p a week..I know what you are going to say..there are only five Labrats and we will need six numbers..well we are going to rope in our honorary Lab rat Christoff (he doesn't know it yet).

GOOD LUCK LAB RATS..

Quote...Rusty "he had eyes as brown as dog shite"

How many sales people does it take to move some boxes?

Friday 23rd October 2009

This is how I felt yesterday and Wednesday! Anyway back to work today thank god as I was sooooo bored at home.

Good news today! Rusty received news that he'd achieved 2 awards at the latest national exhibition.. Bromsgrove I think. 2 more awards you say? Pfft nothing new there!

Wrong!

Rusty has been craving for 1 more award for the last month or so and now he has it he is officially Russell Lindsay FBPE. FBPE is the highest achievement one can gain within the British Photographic Exhibition organisation. Well done him!!

Personally I think Rusty and Barbie should retire now (Barbie is also FBPE!) Retire so they can stop hogging all of the awards!

I'm off to collect the bets for this weeks football betting. Colchester Vs. Walsall and one lucky lab rat may win a rollover jackpot of £2.05!

Rusty talking about meeting Barbie..

"The thing that first attracted me to Barbie were her legs.. She was wearing a short red leather skirt and black tights"

George asking what attracted Barbie to Rusty..

"He likes cats..."

Martin

Martin is unwell and so he is not in to work today. We miss you Martin!

Quote of the day:- WHERE'S MARTIN?
Posted by Barbie

Its Hard now

Beccie has just safely removed Adrians Hardware, whilst Georgie was not successful as she had an invalid entry.

Todays quote of the day is from newbie Lab rat Chris - "I do blow rather hard"

What do you call a group of Lab Rats?
Answer a 'Slutch'

What do you call a baby Lab Rat?
Answer 'Martin'
Poor Martin had to thaw his face out after his brief walk to the shop at lunch time. I'm afraid you'll have to Beef up a bit Martin, winter's still to come.


Quote of the day from Martin:-

'For that reason alone.....I'm out'

Quote from Rusty:-

'Immaturity only comes with age'



Barbie

Thanks to Martin for setting up this Blog, Martin mentioned our up and coming sketch show section. Rusty and Martin have been working on charaters such as.. our favourate radio DJ...TONY NORTHERNER...whose philosophy on life is "SHITE".

The WHITE LINE MAN...all will be revealed.

Our military heros..MAJOR CATASTROPHE, GENERAL INCIDENT, PRIVATE BITZ and Private Bitz's German gay hairdresser friend HERR LIGHTENER.

Oh and of course..The FRENCH SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPHER... and many more...like the PHONE CALLS to people with odd names.."is that Mr ........!"

photograph "Chuckles" by Rusty Lindsay

• Quotes of the day..Barbie said "this is all to cock"

• Beccie (on the phone).."Jesus..don't shout at me"
• Martin(to Rusty).."is she on the phone to Jesus?"
  

Rusty

Monday 12th October 2009

Image by Barbie.

So today it was our Rusty's birthday, he supplied a lovely selection of cakes! Flapjack, orange slices and toffee bakewell tarts. One present to note was his 'Book of C**ks'.. Photographs of everyday objects which, to the immature and extremely tainted eye; appear to look like male genitalia.. We laughed.

In other news, whilst filling up the watering can, Bex almost flooded the print room. 2 minutes later I noticed a small puddle. Not happy with her first attempt, she left the tap on again! Luckily the experienced Georgie was on hand to organise the minor clear up.

Barbie almost started a fight with the radio again, I dread to think of the day when she may bump into Jeremy Vine. He'd better not make eye contact - she'll turn him to stone.

The walk to the shop today was unusually uneventful, rather than 'brainstorming' ideas for our sketch show we were planning the logistic side of presenting it. We had a nice welcome back to the Van-Cols gates though,

"Alright boys!..." said Georgie.

• Song of the day: Snow Patrol - Eyes Open

• Quote of the day: "...Beccie speaking.. I mean hello!" - BB too used to answering the work phone.

Martin